just a list of facts because I’m too tired to elaborate

Today was the first day of Spring semester.

It was beautiful. But I’m too tired to elaborate.
A few facts I hope to revisit when I’m not too tired.

1. I had to park in China. Again.
2. I love Queen Elizabeth.
3. I confessed to my English Lit Professor that I read “Hunger Games” over winter break.
4. I’m completely unprepared to write my senior thesis.
5. I had chocolate milk for dinner.
5. It didn’t help me at all in the development of my thesis.
5. I just typed #5 three times.
6. It’s been 11 days since my last cheesecake.
7. I’m old enough to be the class mom in all my courses.
8. I pretty much am the class mom in all my courses.
9. Tomorrow I am going on a hot date with the pirate to celebrate our 19th anniversary. Until Sunday.
10. There will be cheesecake.

The End